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  • Boing — a spring-loaded climb

    Pilot a spring-loaded shell through a crumbling, bouncing gauntlet. Four springs, four keys, zero mercy.

  • SKY — tonight's observing almanac

    What's worth pointing a telescope at, from your spot, any night. Visibility windows for planets, Messier objects, and showpiece stars — red-light friendly.

  • stairs

    It's the climb. How far can you get?

  • marathon

    Run a marathon. By scrolling. 26.2 miles. 1:1 scale. Yes, really.

  • HOLLER — yell your way through the maze

    A top-down maze you steer by yelling UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT into your microphone. Louder = farther. Try not to lose your voice.

  • One Pixel

    There's a magic invisible pixel somewhere on this page. Hover to find it. Brace yourself.

  • Six String — strum with your mouse

    Hold chord keys with your left hand, drag your mouse across the strings with your right. Record and share a link that plays itself.

  • joust

    Charge a horse, plant a lance, launch off it like a pole vaulter. Score height in meters. Profoundly stupid.

  • SHAKER HERO

    Guitar Hero for the egg shaker. Shake your phone on the beat. Hold the silence. Get paid (barely).

  • SPINDLE — a twisty cube that spells

    Two letters on every square. Six faces, six categories, eighteen six-letter words. Nothing is colour-coded. Solve it and every row reads.

  • Guess

    One ticket. One number, 1–1,000,000. One guess per day. Until someone gets it.

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  • HOLD STILL

    Steadiness assessment protocol. Can you hold perfectly still for 10 seconds?

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· last updated July 25, 2026